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MOMZOID Wisdom
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Do you know why a whale has a throat the size of a QUARTER?
BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!!   ---Uncle Harry!


Never raise your hands to your kids.
IT LEAVES YOUR GROIN UNPROTECTED!!   --Red Buttons